What a fun theme this was. I thought of all sorts of puns, but had been thinking of something to do with this number 70 that I had made when I turned 70 - five years ago! About that time, I also added a fat quarter to my stash that had pictures of women with plentiful behinds and abundant breasts.
My quilt is raw edge appliquéd with various cottons and images cut from the "stout women" fat quarter. I used colored pencils and fabric pens for the facial features of a caricature of myself. I love hats although I don't wear many, so I added a flowered Kaffe Fassett hat and sassy spool earrings (which, by the way, I would probably wear!). The image 70 became my clothing. I do love rosy cheeks and bright lipstick, so those elements, along with the green eyes perfected my caricature. At the bottom of the quilt, I added the phrase, "In hindsight ..."
I free motion stitched with Aurifil thread around all of the female characters and added the "endowed woman" at the top right because, I, too am blessed with endowment. My family has chuckled heartily at this self-portrait, as I know you will.